About

My name is Finn. I'm 5½. I get to use 2 hands soon.

This is my dad. His name is Daddy, and he's pretty old.

Career Path

I'm currently aspiring to be a fireman. I do a pretty mean siren impression. And my dad does something related to passwords and a mouse? He's always saying things like “Please do not touch the mouse. No, not the keyboard either.” and “Quit pressing buttons. I'll do it for you.” and “No sir, I don't know your password. Why would I know your password?”